I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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