Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
A bitchslap is in order.
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