no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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