I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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