we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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