Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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