She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
wow bdsm is so cute
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