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(248): View more from Michigan

She was lying the whole time!

(310): View more from California

She was a great actress

(248): View more from Michigan

I was a great dumbass

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(828): View more from North Carolina

can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.

(919): View more from North Carolina

wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!

(828): View more from North Carolina

i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.

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(847): View more from Illinois

As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.

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