That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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