white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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