Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
