I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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