Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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