i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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