did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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