So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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