its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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