If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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