can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
only if we run a train.
done.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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