real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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