grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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