that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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