Sponge bath it is.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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