Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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