It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I have already put on my inside pants.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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