I'm sorry my penis didn't work
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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