we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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