Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm just crazy horny about you
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
