I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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