I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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