Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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