my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
