i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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