The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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