I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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