i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
