so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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