party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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