you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
pop tarts are not kleenex
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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