im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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