Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
