have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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