he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
porn star boner night. come get it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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