You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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