Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Randomize
