That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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