singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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