This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
