what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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