at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
try to milk me bitch
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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